I will post more but I've got to go.
What was that Brandan? I said I will post some more if you just wait. But you can't, can you. It's always about you... right now... isn't it? You are so selfish, let's make ever situation we can something. And no Brandan, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you stayed with me during my infertile days. I guess I just wasn't thinking. Maybe I just didn't try hard enough to have your babies- if that's all you wanted I don't know what was keeping you. Besides I think I truly stayed with up with you because I just didn't want you going around and fucking some slut. So maybe I'm the selfish one. You know what...NO...I'm not. Don't tell me that I don't play with your box enough and then call me out about not fixing the drain. I didn't fix it because no one was draining me if you know what I'm sayin. O yeeah Brandan I said it. And in fact that's the first reason as to why I'm not cleaning your fucking drain. The second is because YOU CLOGGED IT with your pitiful, repugnant, painfully poor pubic hairs. Soooo don't you Howard me yoooouuuu...It's ok I'm done with it, I'm going to walk outside and never, ever come back. OOOO I know what your thinking right now and don't even say it mister you've used them all already and this time its not going to work. Just like you. All you do work on is nagging me- nagging me to death that is. Man - I wish you got paid 16 dollars an hour to do it though then we would have a steady income around here. I work at the plant all day and come home to you watching Opera. Or Opra whoever the fuck she is.
"whomever" Brandan interjects
Whatever- you'd think maybe since you stayed at home you could learn how to cook. Or do you just practice talking on your fancy blue tooth all day to god knows who. Well this isn't Hollywood Brandan- It's not even Bollywood.
"What's Bollywood!" Yelled Brandan.
Just Bollyshut it and I'll tell you. That's another thing just wait till I'm done talking for a second and let me get out what I'm saying...You always have what you think I said before I say it in your brain---so you never know what I actually say. It's like talking to a dog.
"O did you see the Klitz's new dog nextstore," Brandan said with a soft and innocent tone.
No haven't seen the damn dog. I heard she was cute though.
Monday, November 19, 2007
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2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA.....way better than any comment. nice man. That's really good shit. totally unexpected but I love it. I sort of like the response because it tells me more of what you got out of it. It says you understood my tone and subtle jokes.
Good stuff. thank you. Very well done my man!
I agree,
I started replying within comment form and it took a life of its own. I didn't want to butcher your piece to a big joke though because I thought that yours was serious in a way. Almost like a dark humor sort of thing- or it could have been played like that if an actual scene (visual)
I knew you would like it though- its funny when thought about as two guys.
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